Patong, Phuket, Thailand

Patong is a relatively small place for mongers. There is about dozen strip clubs and same amount of go go places. The girls here look same as everywhere in Thailand. The best part of Patong, which separates it from other parts of the Thailand, is a very fine beach with lots of possibilities to water sports. If you take your girl to jet ski or paragliding they will be more happy than ever. Of course, there is lots of other tourist activities in the Patong too.

You can get around Patong by motorbike taxi (100 baht) or by tuktu (200 baht) (fucking expensive). So maybe it’s wiser to rent a car or a motorbike, but remember to be careful in the traffic.

Best place to visit is the Soi Seadragon, in the Bangla Road. Behind the closed curtains there is many strip clubs, where you can take the girls back to your room. If you don’t worry about having the perfect chick, you can always have fun playing different games with go go girls in the center of the Soi Seadragon.

Of course you can hook with a freelancer in the Bangla Road or other parts of the Patong at night time. Discos aren’t worth visiting by yourself, there is only falangs (=foreigns) because of the fee.

Bar fine in Patong strip clubs is about 1 000 baht, depending which time you take the girl and do you have long time or short time with her. You need to pay the girl about 2 5000 baht for a long time. Remember to tip the girls if they are nice to you.

I have been in many hotels in Patong, and the best hotel is definitely The Nap Patong . It’s a luxury hotel with a walking distance (maybe 10 minutes on foot) to Bangla Road and 5 minutes to the beach. I would suggest  you to get the Bluemoon Suite. It has a great views on the top floor, free minibar filled everyday, separated jacuzzi and shower etc.